I finished off freshman year very well last night.
And I broke my student I.D in 3 places and it still works. So I mean, obviously, I have some good karma happening.
- Bridget: "Why did he break up with you?"
- Me: "Because I'm too perfect."
- Bridget: "Is that really what he said?"
- Me: "No, but that's what I heard."
Problem solving skills: level 200
Dont have footies because you packed them all? Cut the top off your longer socks because they’re already ugly to begin with
This was magical.
If you ever needed a reason to follow @TheDailyShow, this is it.
Here’s the original segment, in case you missed it.
(via drunkonstephen)
TLC should do a show called “I Didn’t Know I Was Gay”
The more fabulous and entertaining spin-off of “I Didn’t Know I Was Pregnant”
I didn’t realize I was gay until I had to move out of my apartment and I had 8 trash-bags of clothing
Here’s what I like to think every time I get dressed.
(via jackunt)
I realllllly want a tattoo. Like really.
