I finished off freshman year very well last night.
And I broke my student I.D in 3 places and it still works. So I mean, obviously, I have some good karma happening.
- Bridget: "Why did he break up with you?"
- Me: "Because I'm too perfect."
- Bridget: "Is that really what he said?"
- Me: "No, but that's what I heard."
Problem solving skills: level 200
Dont have footies because you packed them all? Cut the top off your longer socks because they’re already ugly to begin with
TLC should do a show called “I Didn’t Know I Was Gay”
The more fabulous and entertaining spin-off of “I Didn’t Know I Was Pregnant”
I didn’t realize I was gay until I had to move out of my apartment and I had 8 trash-bags of clothing
I realllllly want a tattoo. Like really.