if you’re gay and someone asks you who the man in your relationship is
just look up at the sky and go
jesus is our man’
I emailed my professor about a Symbolic Logic derivation and he emailed me back at 10:06pm with a one line answer.
I AM BURNING WITH EMBARRASSMENT.
I AM SORRY I’M DUMB AND INTERRUPTING YOUR LIFE.
On tonight’s episode of Cooking With Luke….
He mixes all the ingredients he has in his kitchen with oatmeal. Because the ice storm stopped him from going to the grocery.